Daily humor for people with shory attention spans from comedian Shayne Michael. http://www.shayne-michael.com/f6.jpg 111 http://www.shayne-michael.com/rss.php http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php en-us 2008, Shayne-Michael.COMedy Humor Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:07:07 shayne-michael.com 60 http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php?myxID=880 <h3>Bad Pickup Lines Part Deux</h3> <xmlvalid/> <OL> <LI>I was an uncredited extra on the Wizard of Oz,</LI> <LI>They say most accidents happen close to home<BR/> That's why it has to be your place, not mine.</LI> <LI>I'm like a magic eye picture any depth you see in me<BR/> Is the result of fatigue and eye strain.</LI> <LI>Why don't you come up and see me in San Quinton some time?</LI> <LI>I want to be Rasputin to your Juliette.</LI> <LI>They say if you love something, let it go home with you.</LI> <LI>I don't want to spend the evening masturbating in shorthand, again.</LI> <LI>Since my better half is trapped in Pan's Labyrinth,<BR/> You'll have to do.</LI> </OL> <QUOTE> <P>How did our sex tape end up on Must See TV?</P> </QUOTE> Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:30:00 PST http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php?myID=880&mType=all&showSolo=yes&showComments=yes Sex Shayne Michael http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php?myID=880&mType=all&showSolo=yes http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php?myxID=879 <h3>Bad Pickup Lines</h3> <xmlvalid/> <OL> <LI>Let's just skip to the restraining order.</LI> <LI>Sometimes when I have a wet dream, people drown.</LI> <LI>We represent the Lollipop guild.</LI> <LI>What's your sign? Mine is,<BR/> "State prison. Don't pick up hitchhikers here."</LI> <LI>What's a nice girl like you doing in a man like me?</LI> <LI>My lazy eye adored you.</LI> <LI>They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder,<BR/> Behold me.</LI> <LI>Want to see me pull a muscle?</LI> </OL> <QUOTE> <P>Yes these are late, so sue me.</P> <QUOTE> Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:30:00 PST http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php?myID=879&mType=all&showSolo=yes&showComments=yes Sex Shayne Michael http://www.shayne-michael.com/todaysColumn.php?myID=879&mType=all&showSolo=yes