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How To Get Kicked Out Of The Police Academy
- Ask when Entrapment Class begins.
- Hold up spike strips and demand new tires.
- Say you wear your bullet proof vest to bed.
- Make a fire by rubbing two night sticks together.
- Come to training wearing your handcuffs.
- Inquire if assault and battery is still a crime.
- Say calling any car a black and white is racist.
- Bring a bow and arrow to target practice.
- Re-enact the chase scene from Beverly Hills Cop II.
- Ask if a beanbag gun is an appropriate gift for kids.
- Try to catch bad guys using a fishing net.
- Wear a ski mask to graduation class.
- Use your Tazer to charge your phone.
- Color in the chalk outlines at crime scenes.
- Using a Flobee create the first hairless police dog.
Trial and error is what we call the justice system out here boy.
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Posted August 29, 2010 by Shayne Michael under Crime
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