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The Comedy News For 09/03/10

How To Get Kicked Out Of The Police Academy

  1. Ask when Entrapment Class begins.
  2. Hold up spike strips and demand new tires.
  3. Say you wear your bullet proof vest to bed.
  4. Make a fire by rubbing two night sticks together.
  5. Come to training wearing your handcuffs.
  6. Inquire if assault and battery is still a crime.
  7. Say calling any car a black and white is racist.
  8. Bring a bow and arrow to target practice.
  9. Re-enact the chase scene from Beverly Hills Cop II.
  10. Ask if a beanbag gun is an appropriate gift for kids.
  11. Try to catch bad guys using a fishing net.
  12. Wear a ski mask to graduation class.
  13. Use your Tazer to charge your phone.
  14. Color in the chalk outlines at crime scenes.
  15. Using a Flobee create the first hairless police dog.

Trial and error is what we call the justice system out here boy.

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Posted August 29, 2010 by Shayne Michael under Crime

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