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Cruel Things To Say To A Person In A Swimsuit

1. You can’t order Sex on the Beach without over estimating yourself.
2. Is that a three piece?
3. I told you fur was making a comeback these days.
4. It looks like somebody’s fashion coordinator will be going to jail.
5. This might prove that saying, “beauty is only skin deep,” to be wrong.
6. If you didn’t get that suit a Payless, that physique would be my second guess.
7. Have you ever testified against your own body in court?
8. I bet no vacuum that can get the sand out of all those folds.
9. Have you considered starting a class action lawsuit against your gym.

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