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Nine Things You Don't Want To Hear From The Train Conductor
- Well it is a monorail now.
- This move is from Back to the Future III.
- Is that a Rhino or a railroad tie?
- Looks like we're about to get it up the caboose.
- Murder on the Orient Express can be caused by driving habits too.
- I guess it was a bad idea to convert from ethanol back to steam.
- In a minute Under the Boardwalk won't just be an annoying song.
- I'm pretty sure I can jump that man.
- Can you yell really loud? Blowing the horn causes a short.
- I'm not trippin' pal. The engine room is.
- So who here is a fan of the Poseidon Adventure?
- It'll be like Throw Momma From The Train and everyone else too.
- Don't worry, the breaks were built by Radio Shack.
- On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, derailment on track three.
- And just when has sexting ever been bad luck on a train?
Being head and shoulders over me may just mean she buys more expensive shampoo.
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Posted July 23, 2010 by Shayne Michael under Travel
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