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Analyzing The Top Ten Blogs
Brief new comment in red, by today's number one blog.
MySpace kept yesterday's blog {The Great Blog Experiment} off the blog charts despite the fact it was the least offensive thing I had written all week. I'm also pretty sure they deleted a friend's profile for spoofing Disney movies. How dare he spoof a mouse that walks around all day wearing no pants as he joins Goofy in a chorus of It's a Small World After All.
I also noticed they also kept a friend's blog off the charts that named a stalker that I believe to be dangerous. That blog was set to private so the censorship was clearly unjustified. I'm starting to believe MySpace rules are unfair and haphazard.
So let's look at what does make the top ten, if only to amuse myself.
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HEY everyone LETS PARTY!!!!!! - How the hell do you get 700 comments and only 4 Kudos. Even Jerry's kids know how throw an author a bone. And how did you attract that much interest by writing one sentence? What do you do in Malibu all day? Sit around spending daddy's money as you AIM people to give them directions to your single sentence blog. Apparently the conjunction junction doesn't travel that far up PCH. And could anything be more stupid? Number 10, 04-30-06.
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party anyone welcome to hang out I guess it can, you didn't even come up with a sentence. Nice pool though. And congrats on learning how to work the Polaroid. Seriously, daddy must be very proud. Number 9, 04-30-06.
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come to my partyy!! im home alone so COME IN PLZ Thanks for the invite but roll players and celebs only? By roll players do you mean Dungeons and Dragons aficionados? If that's the case it might explain why I didn't see any celebs. They only play make believe in front of the camera. Number 8, 04-30-06. By the way, find Vanna White and buy a vowel, PLZ.
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YAY! COME HERE TONIGHT AT 9PM EASTERN! - Okay we went from two people who couldn't find the cap locks to someone who has it fused shut. Just one question, if your imaginary friend stands you up on your way to a virtual party, should you even be allowed near a computer? Number 07, 04-30-06
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Come say hi! Signing in NY Today. Read for address...also short recap of Kentucky I'm confused. What are you a model? A boxer? Can I contract you to knock out a few dumb blonds that shouldn't be making sex tapes? By the way, Ashley is singing autographs at at the ULTIMATE CARD AND COMIC UNIVERSE. Mixing sports cards and comic books? That sounds like a winning business plan. Number 6, 04-30-06. My friends suppose I was a MySpace censor. And suppose I was an idiot. But then I repeat myself. Mark Twain 2006.
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wedding! - How do you break the top five when you set your blog and your profile to private? Oh and by the way, you MySpace clowns, you might wanna look into it a little closer when a fifteen year old posts a blog with the one word title, wedding. All I'm saying is we haven't heard from Michael Jackson in quite a while, and I'm not entirely convinced it's a coincidence. Number 5, 04-30-06. By the way virtual partiers, that's how you make a compound sentence, with a coma.
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"Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?" - I poked fun at the Noid and my ex, whom I never named. Okay, I also poked fun at Chuck Norris. Put all three together and I got censored. A blog describing an eighteen year olds first homosexual experience when he was 13 to a 21 year old MySpacer {doesn't that sound like the setup for a missing person's case on AMW} isn't offensive to anyone? Next time I don't want to offend anyone I'll have Chuck feel up Tom. Number 4, 04-30-06.
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Attack of the Fall Out Boy Fans- UPDATE 1 - This the only blog in the top ten that I'm subscribed to. It's by a guy who's profile's name is, somewhat ironically: Kevin's "Freaking" Censored. Kevin posted a review of a Fall Out Boy video on his blog recently. I guess Fall Out Boy's fan didn't appreciate it. Number 3, 04-30-06.
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Pic Dream Date with ME Update! - Bobbi's named after a pool table. And she's only willing to consider Red Hot Chilli Pepper fans. If this type of blond is the most likely to date, they're also the most likely to have children. I can just imagine what the final digital signal mankind will send into space will say: "Use your head to choose a mate instead of your penis or your society will devolve back into apes too." Number 2, 04-30-06.
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this is truly beyond insane. i have no response to it. maybe you can make head or tails of I have nothing to say about the person who posted this blog. If anything, I appreciated it as much as I appreciated Kevin's. Someone needs to tell the world that this Tom Bungo {an idiot Skin Head wannabe who's profile uses a background pic of nuclear proliferation and background music sounds like the ghetto blaster that Spock turned off with a nerve pinch from Star Trek IV} is a moron. I'm very surprised MySpace didn't delete this blog, for simply letting that happen.. Number 1, 04-30-06, I didn't realize it when I wrote this, this morning but this blog is actually a porn star giving a Redneck a lecture on morality. Oh the irony.
The fact that MySpace censored my pathetic unoffensive {The Great Blog Experiment} from the blog charts shouldn't offend anyone. But when they censored a friends stalker blog, it should.
And some of you will say, well why should that offend you. Only a select few of the blogs you listed are offensive. Most are just stupid. Well, I find stupidity offensive. And considering who they do censor while giving idiots like: Tom Bungo a chance to speak: we should all feel offended Shayne Michael's: Next Show: Posted April 30, 2006 by Shayne Michael under Writing            
 
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