The New Shayne-Michael.COMedy

1. Is that the engine rattling or the body in the trunk?
2. The Stephen King novel Desperation was inspired by our next stop.
3. Don't use the road flares unless you're wearing asbestos underwear.
4. According to the GPS system we just drove through Guam.
5. The last time I needed more fiber in my diet I drove into a tree.
6. Sometimes when I cross state lines my ankle bracelet goes off.
7. That 747 in the rear view mirror is probably bigger than it appears.
8. When the cop asks for the my licence and registration, run.
9. Then we put my depth perception to the test and everyone in the submarine drown.

Be careful when you tell a drug addict to do a line at a power plant.

Shayne Michael's: Next Show:

Venue | All Shows	Date	Time	Price	State
The Library [EDIT / DEL]	9/8/2010	8:00PM	FREE	CA
3412 East Broadway, Long Beach CA 90803				562.433.2393

Posted September 19, 2009 by Shayne Michael under Travel

Rollover to rate this joke.

Currently Watching
	Coming To America By Eddie Murphy Released: 5, 2007

© 2005, 06, 07, 08 by Shayne Michael AKA the Quiet Comic
Show Comments | Post Comment | Cite | High Rank | Low Rank | Rss |