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Nine Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas
- The One-Handed Clapper.
- A Chia gift card.
- A Bible that highlights violated sins.
- A book on the detailed history of Jolly Rancher's candy.
- A coupon to buy a ferret.
- Custody of your children.
- A trip to California's Disney Adventure.
- Any French movie from the dollar bin with subtitles.
- Free legal advice.
- A 2006 South Park Calendar.
- Permission to wear your court ordered ankle bracelet.
- An Easy Bake Oven, a cook book and cookie dough.
Imagine the Head Chef's surprise when he found out that his wife had a bun in the oven and it wasn't his.
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Posted December 23, 2009 by Shayne Michael under Christmas
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