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Nine Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas

  1. The One-Handed Clapper.
  2. A Chia gift card.
  3. A Bible that highlights violated sins.
  4. A book on the detailed history of Jolly Rancher's candy.
  5. A coupon to buy a ferret.
  6. Custody of your children.
  7. A trip to California's Disney Adventure.
  8. Any French movie from the dollar bin with subtitles.
  9. Free legal advice.
  10. A 2006 South Park Calendar.
  11. Permission to wear your court ordered ankle bracelet.
  12. An Easy Bake Oven, a cook book and cookie dough.

Imagine the Head Chef's surprise when he found out that his wife had a bun in the oven and it wasn't his.

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Posted December 23, 2009 by Shayne Michael under Christmas

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