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How To Get Kicked Out Of A Dance Recital

  1. Dress exactly like the kids.
  2. Demand to star in the closing number.
  3. Bring a stripper pole.
  4. Wear a Kilt and say your ready for your solo.
  5. It's more effective if you bring bag pipes.
  6. Bring twenty friends wearing tap shoes.
  7. Bring visual aids for the Nut Cracker.
  8. Ask where you can hang the disco ball.

The last time I pulled an all-nighter I wound up raising twins.

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Posted January 16, 2010 by Shayne Michael under Art

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