- Wife won social security number in the divorce.
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Visa hired a bounty hunter.
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We would give this man the shirt off our back so we knew where he was; that way we could sue him.
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FICO score is an imaginary number.
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Defaulted on life.
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Declared Chapter 13 so loud Visa went deaf.
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American Express wishes "They'd left home without him."
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Once refinanced a gas card.
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Couldn't balance a check book on an Taco Bell tray.
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Used his student loan to buy porn.
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Sold his porn to Tower Records to pay for his student loan.
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Thinks of slot machines as insurance.
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Even Gary Coleman says no.
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Spreads shredded final notices on chips.
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Owns a suicidal dog named FICO.
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Has been sued by Judge Wapner on the Judge Judy show.
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Wanted by the IRA for Tax evasion.
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Credit Card shredded at Goodwill.
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Auto loan rejected by Kia.
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Bought a lot in Montana to bury creditors.
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Dependants have declared him undependable.
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Lost percentage of his fortune in polygamy suits.
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