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Bad Things To Hear After A Personality Test

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1. If you're the life of the party someone better call for the EMT.
2. You have the type of smile that could light up a walk-in closet.
3. Your sour pus makes gloomy Gus look gay.
4. If worrywarts are contagious, I foresee a global epidemic.
5. I bet you envy all the wet blanket right now.
6. Thanks for playing. Are there any other sports you want to spoil now?
7. You must hear the word interloper more than someone who hunts deer.
8. If Joy were at this party I assume you'd have killed her by now.
9. Being a party pooper does not make you "the shit."
10. Do you get arrested for trespassing a lot?
11. If Peter Piper picked an unpleasant, picklepuss party-pooper,
    just how much did you pay him so that you'd get picked.
12. Has your passport ever been stamped: "Persona non grata: please deport"?

I don't remember saying borderline when I said psychotic.

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Posted March 31, 2007 by Shayne Michael under Psychology

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