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What To Say To A Woman Who Only Dates "Bad Boys"

1. Look, I'm not an asshole yet but I'm always willing to learn new skills.
2. Besides, you can always change me; I hear women love to do that anyway.
3. You should have known someone in favor of a three-day waiting period couldn't be your soul mate.
4. Sometimes I hear voices in my head, but the only thing they ever say is: "Give peace a chance."
5. Let me try again, when you said you wanted a dick, I completely misunderstood.
6. Stop asking me to spank you. Can't you see I'm trying to save the whales?
7. How was I to know that what you really wanted out of this relationship was a restraining order?
8. I believe your tendency to seek abusive men is correlated with the abuse you experienced from the paternal side of your upbringing while you were growing up. That's why when I asked you, "Who's your daddy?" I expected you to answer Satan.

Not that I'm trying to settle an age-old debate, but in my previous life I was Elvis.

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Posted June 24, 2007 by Shayne Michael under Romance

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