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A clever man asks a priest how to get into Heaven.

The priest says, "Be honest, forthright and decent."

The clever man says, "All right then, how do I get into Hell?"

The priest says, "Lie, cheat and steal."

The clever man says, "Okay, what if I lie, cheat and steal but then I repent just before I die."

The priest replies, "Then God will let you into Heaven at the last possible minute of eternity."

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Posted March 8, 2006 by Shayne Michael under Religion

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